Friday, 11 May 2012

Facebook: A Necessary Evil


As the news that Facebook's IPO  (whatever that may be) is already oversubscribed (whatever that might mean) pops onto my Reuters newsfeed, I feel a second Facebook post coming into life. But one rather different from the last, complimentary one, heralding the social network as brilliant and having the potential to communicate far beyond what we usually use it for. Today sees a return to cynicism, I'm sure you're be pleased to hear.

I've been very lucky. My course has given up on exams now, and we're left with the odd assignment paired with an unhealthy amount of down time. I see my friends ploughing through a thick sludge of revision, exams and continuing assignments as this academic year draws to damp close. I certainly cannot envy their position, but I find myself imagining the impossible task it would be for me to now have such a pile of work on.

My left hand now needs no neural signals to type F-A-C-E, whilst my right press the down arrow and enter within a split second. I often find myself with several homepages of the same dull website which now has the sweet delight of numerous updates as I am too quick to thwart a stockpiling by my automatic addiction to regular visits.

In genuinely wish I could sever this tie, relinquish its chokehold on me but – as many friends who have tried – I know that it has become such a necessary evil in our lives. Nothing can be planned without it. Even phones, what I considered to be more reliable than Facebook , have started failing me as responses will only come accompanied by the sweet bloop I have begun hearing even when away from my laptop.

My internet homepage has various feeds, delivering to me the latest news, science stories, TED speeches, weather, the odd interesting photo, amongst others. And yet before I check all of these things I have preselected to be the first thing I see when logging onto the internet, my fingers quickly type out the Facebook URL and once again another day has been wasted.

University is almost two thirds over now, and I really hope I can reclaim my time and spend it a little more productively over my final year. I sincerely doubt that, though...

The problem is that we're all on it. Even my mum pops up every now and again. Even she uses it to remember birthdays. Mums are supposed to have some kind of inbuilt system to deal with that kind of nonsense. Why is Facebook getting involved?

That's the problem, though. It's becoming such a necessary evil in our lives, somehow it's gone one step further than Bebo (who incidently implemented timelines just before they sunk out of favour) and Myspace ever managed, and we all now depend on it for getting by.

There's also the fear of losing everything. Delete Facebook and delete all your photos, old conversations and memory prompters. Facebook would lose so many users if it allowed us to download our accounts. It won't stop me wishing they'll do it at some point, though...

I suppose this post is more about the wasted opportunity of the internet. Not only does Facebook have the potential to communicate for us so well, but the internet – once you drag yourself away from that website that ashamedly sits at the top of your most visited list – has so much more interesting stuff.

Here are a few of my favourites. Enlightened yourself.

 
 
 


 Also look at this brilliant picture I did

A bloody brilliant pciture of a posho mouse with his hat and cane, residing over a fat bloater of a pig, an optimistic cow and a monstrosity of a flower

I can tell that you're jealous.

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