Jono: The Musical

You shan't be hearing any more from me about Jono: The Sodding Musical, but here is one final update in conjunction with the DVD release.

George and I answer a few questions from our avid fans, with an erratically changing clock behind us. 

I'd just like to thank everyone who's been involved and has lent us favours, time and effort. It's all really appreciated and we're very pleased with the DVD, so bloody buy one.

Also, for our hoadrs of mental fans, here are a few of the error messages we had to contend with whilst simply trying to get the show onto a DVD.

But we are all finished now. Wonderful news. Here are another few pictures of the box itself.

Behold their beauty and splendour!

Visit our facebook page for more information on how you can get your very own, unique copy of Jono: The Musical.

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Death is no longer on the doorstep. He's in my house!

I have just had THE scariest day.

After my most recent blog - Death's on the Doorstep (or Patio (or just inside my laptop)) - I, most certainly, had death on my mind. So you can imagine my horror when I realised that George Putland - my good friend, actor, writer, poet, director, singer, all round fantastic bloke - and I were being followed by Mrs O'Neill a hideous ghost from the Sussex countryside.

Obviously, our first thought was to email Mostly Ghosts with our terrifying discovery. So we're awaiting publishing of our photographs on there so we can let the world know of the dangers of this furious ghoul.

Let me divulge you in the tale of my day, first, to set the scene. George, Dave Neill (who we suspect could be related to the old bint, Mrs O'Neill) and I began the day browsing Chris (simpsons artist)'s Facebook page and laughing long into the night. After an uncomfortable sleep for myself and Dave, George awoke fresh face and ready for the day so the three of us watched Jeremy Kyle - the angry swine - shouting at disgusting louts on my television.

After wanting to have a day taking shots like these, we discovered the aforementioned terrifying photos.

Before I introduce these images, I'd like to point you towards the fine lady who proved to me the existence of ghosts in one quick conversation that I have uploaded for you here. Please give it a read an discover the unknown logic of believers.

Bloody read it now!

So. Now you're a fully fledged believer I may begin. You understand the importance of the conversion you needed to undergo, as I imagine you now feel enlightened and ready to view these shocking images.

George and I went on a walk around Northiam and took a few pictures, after returning home we discovered the hideous truth behind the images we captured. I hope these are as life changing for you as they have been for us.

Remember: Mrs O'Neill is present in every photograph, so click on the images for higher resolution and to discover the true horror of our ordeal.

NB: No wires leading to the laptop. It was switched OFF. Freaky or what?

I hope these photographs have helped you on the long and perilous path towards believing in ghosts, souls and other such poppycock.

I also hope your Internet connection has been fairly fast for reading this blog, or loading up all of the photos could have wasted a lot of your life.

Good evening to you all.

Front Page News; Jono: The Musical!

Today my parents left me home-alone as they embarked on their trip to Italy for a fortnight. I woke up hideously late before dragging myself up, standing under a gratifyingly warm cascade of water and then warming some soup and going out – all within about an hour.

This rather uneventful start today did take a different diversion, though. I had a message from my friend telling me ‘Front page of the Kentish I hear!’ A strange text for me to receive during my morning slumber, and I didn’t quite believe it at first, but lo and behold as I looked online for said front page, it became apparent that something peculiar and brilliant had happened.

I obviously knew we were going to be in the paper, and that we had the photo taken (as I was there), but I never believed we’d make the front page. This will hopefully get us some decent publicity, and help us sell out the theatre.

This extra publicity comes in good timing as it was just yesterday that the tickets were printed, cut, numbered and ready to sell. Anyone interested in buying tickets should contact me, George, Zak, Ian or Josie. Tickets are priced at £3 concession or £5 adult, and all proceeds go to the Mouth Cancer Foundation.

We are also hoping to get some radio and TV coverage in coming weeks, so keep your eyes and ears peeled for that.

Jono: The Musical. 19^th July. Sinden Theatre. Doors at 7pm. Come the hell along.